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your-royal-reblogger asked:

Neurodivergent culture is having That One Show.


Sometimes That One Show changes, sometimes That One Show has been That One Show for a looong time. What makes it That One Show is the fact that it is a huge part of my life. It brings comfort and joy anytime I think about it, and on days when everything is rough That One Show never fails to bring a smile to my face or comfort and joy to my heart.

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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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15 questions for 15 mutuals

aroundthesims

❤️ Thanks for the tag, @descendantdragfi, @obscurus-noctem and @fluttereyes  ❤️

1. Are you named after anyone?
Not directly, but my mother chosed a name of  a british singer she liked when she was living in UK, years before my birth. The singer was already completely forgotten when I was born though. :p

2. When was the last time you cried?
Full tears, I don’t remember, but last week, I had really teary eyes reading a journalist I was follwing on Twitter was dead.

3. Do you have kids?
No.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
To me, to life, quite often, though I’m probably more ironic than sarcastic, but  not to others, it can be hurting. Yep, I’m a soft heart. :p

5. What sports do you play/have you played?
Gosh, none, I’ve always hated sport (and it’s mutual). I walk and do yoga alone, but I don’t consider that as sports.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?
Actually it depends on who are these people, where we are, and why I meet them!

7. Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy endings can quickly run on my nerves, so scary movies (but they can run on my nerves too! :D)

8. Any special talents?
Nope, absolutley none. I can’t even move my eyebrows in a funny way or whatever useless talent, so let’s not talk about outstanding ones!

9. Where were you born?
Paris, France.

10. What are your hobbies?
Huuuuh, would you believe it if I’d say Sims and CC making? :D
Also baking and gardening (though that last one is more something I do because I want to eat healthy vegetables, not because I have a passion for gardening).
And reading!

11. Do you have any pets?
No

12. How tall are you?
1,78 m

13. Fave subject in school?
It used to be literature but it would be history nowadays.

14. Dream job?
Not needing to work would be my dream life. Then, a dream job? :/

15. Eye colour?
Blue.

Tagging (I tried to pick people who haven’t replied already, sorry if you did in the meanwhile! ;D Also, feel free to ignore, as usual!):
@tragicpixel, @treason-and-plot, @tsims, @camisulsul, @nessysims, @grandelama, @eisfee, @pixelbots, @lilidebergerac, @simlicious, @laurademelza, @simsaralove, @kimmiessimmies, @pancakebobs, @theplumdot

lilac-fangirl

1. Are you named after anyone? No, but I share my middle name with my late aunt

2. When was the last time you cried? Literally this morning not even 3 hours ago 💀 I did not want to go to another mf workout clas

3. Do you have kids? Oh hell nah

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Who? Me? Use sarcasm?! I would never!

5. What sports do you play/have you played? Oh I’m a swimmer BIG TIME! I have 3 practices at 4:45 a week, if not more! I’ve also played soccer, volleyball, field hockey, gymnastics, and dance (ballet, tap & hiphop)

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Uh, their vibe? I’m pretty good at picking up on how people just kinda ~are~ for lack of better term. Idk if y’all get what I mean or if this is rly stupid-

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Right now honestly? More scary movies. Ever since I picked up a thriller book, that’s been all I’ve read/watched literally lol

8. Any special talents? Uh… I can function on 3 & ½ hours of sleep without people noticing I’m tired ig- I’ve become really good at functioning on minimal hours of sleep due to swim

9. Where were you born? Columbus Ohio 😅

10. What are your hobbies? Writing, reading, drawing, fashion, makeup, swimming

11. Do you have any pets? Yes! One 8 year old mutt who’s the sweetest boy ever

12. How tall are you? Officially 5’3 & 1/2💪

13. Fav subject in school? Uh… I liked art cuz we mostly got to do whatever we wanted

14. Dream job? Actress probably… or fashion designer, artist, historian, or forensic scientist!

15. Eye color? Blue!

No pressure tagging: @e-dollly @pumpk1n-writes @greatnessfromsmallbeginnings @justpjostufff @kraekat29

kraekat29

1. Are you named after anyone? Nope! I’m an OG💜

2. When was the last time you cried? Today because I’m stressed😭

3. Do you have kids? No

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Hell yeah

5. What sports do you play/have you played? I used to play soccer and then I did flag team and majorettes.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Their personality/ vibe

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Both!

8. Any special talents? I can completely draft out a fic in my head without even being near a keyboard, it can happen in a car, grocery store etc and I’ll remember what I planned.

9. Where were you born? Pittsburgh Pennsylvania💜

10. What are your hobbies? Writing, napping, baking, reading

11. Do you have any pets? Yes, three cats

12. How tall are you? 5’3

13. Fav subject in school? History

14. Dream job? Lawyer or hair stylist

15. Eye color? Purple, Red and Blue😅 I couldn’t just pick one

tags: @cristina-t @pankowperfection @pankhoeforlife @blueicequeen19 @thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles @jjgaybanklover

thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles

  1. Are you named after anyone? Nope! I’m fucking special.
  2. When was the last time you cried? Saturday– I dropped my phone and it shattered.
  3. Do you have kids? Fuck no they’re sticky
  4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? No bitch never
  5. What sports do you play/have played? I used to play soccer. When I was four.
  6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? If their names are moanable and if they’re taller than me
  7. Scary movies or happy endings? yes
  8. Any special talents? I’m a strong writer, apparently
  9. Where were you born? Atlanta, Georiga
  10. What are your hobbies? Writing, reading, listening to music, cleaning other people’s houses now apparently, harassing small children (my short friends)
  11. Do you have any pets? A pupper dog named Finn
  12. How tall are you? 5'10"
  13. Favorite subject in school? English
  14. Dream job? Youth psychologist but not as a fucking school counselor
  15. Eye color? Gray-blue

@tonesrots @aidansloth @manyfandomsfanvergent @natesaysstuff @bookshelf-dust @evil-gay-person @kraekat29 @veescorneroftheworld @spookyscarydemonbabe @idcntlikedarkness @softcoremaybank @tomfreakinghollandneedsaoscar @hashbrown-lover @werewoofrobinbuckley

veescorneroftheworld

Thank you spencer!!! <333

  1. are you named after anyone? Sadly…yes.
  2. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday. I was mad at myself for cutting.
  3. Do you have kids? Yk I would say what spencer said but I want one…at least. Just so I can raise them better than my parents raised me.
  4. Do you use sarcasm? Me? Sarcasm? NEVER!!!
  5. What sports do you play/have played? I played basketball when i was like 7
  6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Their shoes and their speaking patterns…don’t ask why bc I honestly dont know.
  7. Scary movies or happy endings? Trick question. I choose the secret third option. When the main character dies and their partner is still happy so a mix of both…ish
  8. any special talents? I don’t know but I’ve always been good at acting and painting.
  9. Where were you born? Indiana but I’m not comfortable specifying where because it’s a small town and I still live there.
  10. What are your hobbies? I have adhd so everything.
  11. Do you have any pets? Yes. Two dumb-ass dogs named Ripley and Bella 🥰
  12. How tall are you? 5"3½ aka fucking SHORT
  13. Favorite subject in school? DRAMA…I was a theater kid that loved and loves improving and acting so…
  14. Dream job? Ngl for a while I wanted to be a barista and then a biologist and now an actor so idk at this point.
  15. Eye color? Dark Hazel type color

Moots: @lee-says-things @dreamingwithrafe @sadfury @queer-resting-bitch-face @angerycat @squishy-lemons @everlorebytswift @esperisdrunkinwonderland @fandomynerd @ketchup-jar-ka @ketterdam-snack-bar @heart-of-a-burning-boy @firebrand-witch @jjsbank444 @inkluvs

<333

queer-resting-bitch-face

thanks for the tag <3

1. Are you named after anyone? parts of my name but not exactly.

2. When was the last time you cried? i don’t remember probably 3 months ago

3. Do you have kids? no i’m a minor. do i want kids? i’d adopt or foster but i would not want to give birth to children

4. Do you use sarcasm? yes. do i understand it? nope.

5. What sports do you play/have played? too many to list.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? (tbh i don’t remember but there is one person that i’ll base this off of) energy and hair

7. Scary movies or happy endings? those aren’t opposites? i like dramas though

8. Any special talents? music, performing arts, i have zero stage fright.

9. Where were you born? in a hospital. in California

10. What are your hobbies? playing/making/listening to music. art.

11. Do you have any pets? yes! two cats named Padme and Ed and a dog named Ryder

12. How tall are you? uh somewhere between 5’6 and 5’8 idk exactly

13. Favorite Subject in school? well liking the subject is different from liking the teacher… i’ll say Guitar

14. Dream job? Technical and Applied Composition (working on soundtracks for films and such)

15. Eye color? Green with like gold specks and sometimes they look more blue

tagging some mutuals:

@weirdandabsurd42 @maia-isnt-real @ferno-does-random-shit @charcoalsdestiny @felixlib @thelazywitchphotographer @moiistdirts @alostlittleriverlotus @gods-most-autistic-cat @valor52 @emreadsbooks17 @queers-of-marybelltownship @tomorrowsunrise @dysphoria-things @poemsandpothos

queers-of-marybelltownship

TYSM FOR THE TAGGG

1. Are you named after anyone? nope! but depending on what website you read from, my name either means ‘gift from god’ (seeming as i have a very christian family, this is the one that makes the most sense) or ‘donkey’. they’ve never told me which one

2. When was the last time you cried? whilst rewatching good omens last week. i get emotional quite easily

3. Do you have kids? nope, and neither do i want any. the closest i want to be to children is through teaching.

4. Do you use sarcasm? i use sarcasm slightly too much actually, to the point where if you don’t know me too well, you might not know if i’m being sarcastic or not.

5. What sports do you play/have played? ive played quite a lot of sports, but i play cricket the most!

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? usually the way someone speaks, their tone and such, and their style of clothing

7. Scary movies or happy endings? definitely scary movies, although those aren’t mutually exclusive. my favourite movies have to be romances though: they’re amazing if done well, and laughably bad if done badly

8. Any special talents? i can play music from ear reasonably quickly, and can write to fill any word count (or even above the word count if i get too passionate)

9. Where were you born? central london! i

10. What are your hobbies? writing, playing music, reading, aND LEGO

11. Do you have any pets? nope, but if i had to have one i would get a cat or a snake

12. How tall are you? im 175 tall, which means im apparently 5 feet 9 inches tall? i struggle with imperial units

13. Favorite Subject in school? my favourite subject has to be english! i love writing so it’s perfect for me

14. Dream job? probably a teacher. i absolutely love talking/explaining stuff to others

15. Eye color? like a really dark brown. i accidentally clicked the default option on the character customisation screen.

now for the tagsss:

@jaydentv @greywolfheirs @lilisouless @metaphoricalsponge @thermodynamic-comedian @potatoesaaa @gingerlamppost @queer-and-nd-coded @2econd2ight2eers @arany-studio @dr-sunshines-needle-show @ghouldeer @confusedempath @underlined-in-spirit @emreadsbooks17

(that should be fifteen if i counted correctly but it might not be)

(also if i tagged you feel free to ignore this if you dont want to do it! i rlly dont mind)

emreadsbooks17

Aaah thanks for the tag <3

1. Are you named after anyone? Not really. My mom loves to read and claims she named me after her favorite book (Emma) but it was also the most popular name the year I was born so
2. When was the last time you cried? When I was rereading the ending to mockingjay. The scene with buttercup always gets to me
3. Do you have any kids? Nope
4. Do you use sarcasm? A little bit. I definitely use it more than I understand it
5. What sports do you play/have played? I did gymnastics most of my life (literally traumatizing do not recommend) until a few years ago when I switched to diving and now I’m continuing that in college
6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? How they talk and maybe their clothes
7. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings. I love horror movies don’t get me wrong but not scary movies if that makes sense. I want to be slowly creeped out and horrified not jump scared. And anyway I’m just a sucker for happy endings
8. Any special talents? I’m really good at making miniatures. I also like to think that I’m above average at makeup since it’s a random hobby and a few people have paid me to do it for special events
9. Where were you born? Virginia
10. What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, diving, makeup, baking, and crafts in general
11. Do you have any pets? Yes! My cat Laya is my baby and I love her to death
12. How tall are you? I’m 5’7
13. Favorite subject in school? This might sound weird because all my hobbies kinda center around english but math, I’ve always been very good at it
14. Dream job? Idk man I’d love to just be able to not work but if I had to maybe something in a bookshop
15. Eye color? Blue

Tagging (I’m too lazy to check if you’ve already been tagged and if don’t want to do it feel free to ignore me)

@apricxtt @ronancexists @80shorrorstory @viofhearts @elumax-truther @utterfailure-blog @lasagnaboxlesbian @hawkinsgirlnextdoor @hellsfireclub @forthehonorofgrey @lonesome-witching @tranquilityexperienced @cvitlynconnor @robinbuckleywhore @leg0handz4life

forthehonorofgrey

1. Are you named after anyone?

my deadname was someone from the bible bc ive got a religious family but then i transed my gender and so i changed it.

first time i heard my chosen name was when i was working preschool at a summer camp—before i knew i was trans—one of the kids had my name and i loved it so much it stuck with me and then three or four years later i remember the name and it just clicked and so now its my name and ig theres a kid out there who i technically named myself after

2. When was the last time you cried?

idk man life is a blur probably last week or smthn

3. Do you have kids?

no lmao. dont plan on it either. i adore children but i am not willing to subject an innocent to the suffering and uncertainty of today

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

abso-fucking-lutely. im jackshit at recognizing it though lmao. its the autism

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

uhh i gotta google sports because i cant remember them all lmao…used to play: softball, soccer, gymnastics, track, tennis, basketball, volleyball

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

their gait and then probably their clothes

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

both. i hate jumpscares, but i love psychological horror and being freaked out. and i love happy endings, but i dont usually love “happily ever afters,” i prefer s more nuanced ending where things are good, but even when things go bad again, it doesnt negate what good was there

8. Any special talents?

i can read hundreds of thousands of words of fanfic in one night.

9. Where were you born?

Puerto Rico

10. What are your hobbies?

reading fanfic, arts and crafts, idk im so burnt out im only just relearning what i love to do

11. Do you have any pets?

my beloved cat, pepper, who is turning 5 this year

12. How tall are you?

5’2 on a good day

13. Fave subject in school?

english or music

14. Dream job?

currently i want to be a lawyer, but im not married to that career path. i want to do good, to help people. there are so many of us who are fucked over by society and by the system, i want to do what i can to make it better

15. Eye colour?

nothin special, just plain ol’ brown


no pressure tags:

i dont think i have 15 mutuals so i will tag who i can, but also no pressure to answer those who i tag, these are all just for funsies

@adamofingolstadt @intergalactic-bean @ayoitslilith @rosepink-bunny @nonbinary-alien25 @tenacious-minds @adamalade @gimmieyourteeth @frosty-the-killer-doll @coffee-shop-gay

nonbinary-alien25

1. Are you named after anyone?

well, my birthname is of religious origins, however my answer was originally going to be no, because I chose the name that I go by now and I didn’t name myself after anyone. (although i guess i Did choose my middle name as a slight reference to my favorite comfort character. but also mostly just because I loved the way it sounded, especially when said with my first name). but anyways, then I remembered that technically, completely on accident and without ever having known until someone asked me about it, i did name myself after a video game character (excluding my middle name). but in my defense, i had no clue said character existed at all and it was purely accidental/coincidental, so I don’t think it fully counts

2. When was the last time you cried?

uhhhhh full on cried?? i have no clue, it’s been months probably. the closest I came to full on crying was a few weeks ago in a therapy session lmao

3. Do you have kids?

lmfao in this economy? no. also I’m only 19. and a lesbian. and generally very disinterested in sex lol. so all in all, no I don’t have kids. I’m still on the fence about whether I want them or not. if I did, I’d most likely adopt cause I don’t ever want to give birth to a child myself, but if my future partner wanted to give birth then I’d be happy to do that instead or as well

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

me? sarcastic? never. (lying). oh boy do i use sarcasm a lot. i even have a shirt that says “national sarcasm society: like we need your support”. though i don’t think I always understand it when it’s used on me lmao. i am better at using it than understanding it

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

hahahaha me?? sports?? that’s funny. uhm. i guess I did karate for a little bit when I was a kid, if you wanna count that. and I’ve thought about trying to get into boxing recently, but the jury’s still out on that

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

uhhhhh honestly I have no clue but like probably their clothes?? esp if they have like really cool accessories or smth I dunno

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

probably happy endings?? I mean scary movies are great and all but I don’t really watch them a ton. I love a good, fucked up psychological horror every now and then though, love me some deep dives into the human psyche. but still, I don’t watch them very often at all, so I’d still have to go with happy endings. I’m soft for them, anyways

8. Any special talents?

uhhh I’m a pretty good writer i guess?? and my fingers/hands are like. pretty hypermobile lol though I don’t think that’s as much of a talent as it is just. how my body is lmao. but other than that I don’t really think I have any super special talents lol

9. Where were you born?

Massachusetts

10. What are your hobbies?

uhhhh writing, reading fanfic, listening to music, I guess baking has also become slightly more of a hobby than it used to be. I love making my aunt’s snickerdoodle recipe, and I also made some white chocolate chip cookies a while ago that were pretty bomb. oh also I do like swimming, so. that too.

11. Do you have any pets?

I do!! i have a kitty cat that’s around 2 years old and i love her so so so so so much

12. How tall are you?

like 5'2 lmao I’m Short

13. Fave subject in school?

ooooo I’ve always super loved english class, but I’m also a big fan of math and science :)) and my high school did offer a forensics class that I took in my sophomore year that I loved.

14. Dream job?

i mean i would like to not Have to have a job to y'know. survive or have even the slightest chance of Actually Living, but. since that’s not possible, then I’d say probably author? because I love writing and I’m good at it and it’s probably like the only thing I can actually see myself enjoying enough to do full-time. but also I’m still pretty burnt out after forcing myself to push through the burnout for so long to get through high school

15. Eye color?

blue!! sometimes kinda grey-ish, but like. they’re blue

no pressure tags:

I don’t think I have 15 mutuals to tag, so I’ll just tag whoever I can lol. but feel free to ignore if you don’t feel like doing this lol

@yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere @chocolatemilk25 @for-forever21 @angels-in-the-electric-chair @justpalsbeingals @rockford-peaches @zariscellphone @lochjhessmonster @marimacha-tonto

rockford-peaches

1. Are you named after anyone?

I don’t think so? My parents just picked a random name that sounded nice lmao

2. When was the last time you cried?

During finals weeks at college this year. Not because of the finals though, I just got very overstimulated

3. Do you have kids?

I am not ready for children right now lmao. Maybe I’ll adopt one sometime after I finish school though

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Oh definitely! That’s my main form of communication. My mom hates it

5. What sports do you play/have you played?

I did gymnastics and ballet, but I quit both in middle school because I hated it. I am not coordinated enough for sports, so I never did anything else after that

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I think hair. I’m not sure if that’s the first thing I notice, but I usually remember details about people’s hair. That’s also how I identify someone in public who I have met before

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings! I don’t really watch scary movies, I always get way too scared and then I can’t sleep :(

8. Any special talents?

I can solve the Rubik’s cube in less than a minute. I’m not sure if that counts though

9. Where were you born?

NYC

10. What are your hobbies?

Reading, playing video games, baking, doing puzzles, woodcarving, and legos

11. Do you have a pet?

Unfortunately, no :( I want to get a cat in the future though!

12. How tall are you?

5’2”

13. Fave subject at school?

Math and science!

14. Dream job?

Definitely something in the medical field

15. Eye color?

Hazel

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